if you leave out soft bread, it gets hard, but if you leave out hard bread (crackers, etc), it gets soft. and you're telling me we can understand anything in this world
When another gay is hired at your job
When you’re the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
This all happened at Lush.
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
me: why'd u give me an F??
teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.
me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?
I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.
I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.
Fris-bear
talented bear